By the Gryphon's Guild members
10.) Gryphons never bite the hand that feeds them --
they swallow it whole
9.) Gryphons don't fret themselves about such
frivolous pursuits as the latest fashions... they go naked
8.) Gryphons don't need weapons to keep their heads
7.) Humans go splat if they fall off a building
6.) Humans think they're the best species in the world...
gryphons don't have to think that, they *know*
5.) Gryphons don't need clunky-looking, clumsy mechanical
inventions to fly
4.) Gryphons can fly circles around a plane any day
3.) Humans are deaf to the Winds
2.) Gryphons are much more effective at anger and stress management
And the Number One Reason Gryphons are Better than Humans....
1.) Gryphons exceed humans in everything... they are so much more
intelligent, good-looking, graceful, brave, heroic, chivalrous,
powerful, strong, beautiful, clever, wise, courageous, mysterious,
sagacious, witty, elegant, well-built, handsome, fierce, athletic,
charismatic, fast, loyal, honorable... they are, in fact, most know
for their humbleness, and *overwheming modesty*....
No offense is meant by this list, of course! It was mainly meant as a spoof since humans are so common and Gryphs endangered! }:>